This is a list of characters appearing in the [[DQN Short Novel|DQN short novel]], in order of appearance. Duplicates have mostly been omitted. 

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 1)|Part 1]] ==

* [[A Panda]]
* [[Beady Eyes]]
* Honorable Chairman George Bush CXXVIII
* Famous assassin George Bush CXXIX
* Famous assassin George Bush CXXIX's dead mother
* [[Imanouchi|Ran-tan-tan]]
* Sexy nurse from pokemon
* Franz Kafka with a DRILL PENIS
* Lord Catfannerkins (AKA Cat Fanny)
* George Bush CXIXX
* [[Robopa|Robopa [ ´ɯ`]]]
* [[Great Sky Loli]] (GSL)
* The editor
* The first author
* The publisher
* [[DQN-kun|Deequn]]
* Deequn's darling [[waifu]]
* [[( ・ω・)|Clonepa ( ・ω・)]]
* [[( ´ω`)|Grandpa ( ´ω`)]]
* Ice Cream Clonepa (AKA Clonecream)
* Arf
* Tristan
* Unnamed man with a [[Touhou|peculiarly-shaped hat]]

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 2)|EPILOGUE: Dying Flames of a Dokyun's Heart]] ==

* Unnamed lonely figure
* Claire (AKA 2-Amino-3-(1H-indol-3-yl)propanoic acid-chan, AKA Marisa Kirisame)
* Reimu Hakurei
* Unnamed Ferengian Twitter user
* Mysterious alien
* Former [[Gerald Jay Sussman]] (catgirl form)
* Unnamed absurdly oversized Canadian
* Roger Ebert

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 3)|Part 2: Vultures on the boundary of the river wheel Battle Tendency Electric Boogaloo Stardust Crusaders: EXTREME EDITION:ちんこ+]] ==

* Dr Robotnik
* Unnamed wild Snorlax
* 420JEWKILLER666
* 88HITLER_BOI
* 69JEWNIGGERS
* Sonic the Hedgehog
* Knuckles the Echidna
* Innocent bystander
* Buttcrack Jeffery
* Unnamed schizophrenic
* Phil Collins
* Peter
* Takakazu Abe
* Masaki Michishita
* Gay Gary
* Porky Pig
* Captain Gay Sparkle
* Doctor Fujiwara
* Mr DQN Short Novel
* One of those magma demons that were raping Sakura in that recent Zone flash (AKA Doctor Fujiwara's estranged brother)
* Unnamed mute young girl

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 4)|Chapter Three: Where the fuck is the plunger, and should ▇▇▇▇'s tanooki costume have gigantic balls attached to the front to add realism to it?]] ==

* ▇▇▇▇
* DQN-kun's mitten
* Espeon
* Unnamed shadowy figure
* Woll Smoth
* Wool Smooth
* Dewey Cheatham Goldstein
* Unnamed wild Bulbasaur
* Sean Connery
* Dr. Robotnik's PINGAS (AKA Charles)
* Unnamed [[VIPPER]]
* Unnamed [[dokyun]]
* [[Daddy Cool]]
* Smug Fathead

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 5)|Part 3, chapter 3 The Legend of Zelda: Phantasy Star Online Chrono Trigger Monster Hunter Blazblue Project Diva: under the moon loli to issho Ｓｕｂｔｅｒｒａｎｅａｎ　Ａｎｉｍｉｓｍ]] ==

* PenPen
* IsIs (AKA wretched penis harlot)
* Mexican PenPen
* Densha Otoko
* Mike the Martian mole
* The terminator
* Sarah Connor
* Pedophile overlord Baron von Kidyydiddler
* Dr. Robotnik's robot-clone of Sonic
* ( ˃ ヮ˂)
* [[Rei]]
* Richard M. Stallman (eternal president of Freedonia)
* Mighty Dongoloid (Stallman's long-lost brother)
* St. Shii DCLXVI of Church WWW (leader of Edinburgh Cult of Undead Moé)
* Marie Antoinette 
* Ms. Cho
* The narrator (AKA Morgan Freeman)
* [[( ﾟ ヮﾟ)|Mittens ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]]
* Unnamed young man of Nordic descent
* Cardboard cut-out of Keanu Reeves
* Jesus Christ
* Aphrodite (Greek goddess)
* Eris (Greek god)
* The second author
* The third author

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 6)|Chapter 3: Betrayal in Venice]] ==

* Unnamed young Venetian boy
* Unnamed lonely person
* Unnamed lonely person's unnamed father
* Unnamed waitress
* Satan

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 7)|Chapter 4: It's Always Sunny In Venice]] ==

* Mr Gray
* Mr Gray's unnamed Thai masseuse
* Unnamed neko-android
* Eddie (AKA Dr Robotnik's elbow)
* James Goldstein III
* MODD
* Mr Gray's unnamed evil twin brother
* Unnamed train driver
* Unnamed Bamakonian salt miner

== [[DQN Short Novel (Part 8)|Chapter 3 Version II: Nobody Cares About Venice]] ==

* Unnamed last remaining big fat butt
* Professor Kleiner
* Alistair Xavier Chang-Mortensen III (AKA the GSL's cat)
* Unnamed squadron leader
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